Tales from the Rural Patrol

(Editor’s note: Factual information for ‘Tales’ is provided by the Josephine County Sheriff’s Office. All persons listed are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Charges can be amended or dismissed.)

Sunday, Sept. 11
*Andrea Dawn Haselow was detained in Josephine County Jail (JCJ) following her arrest at 12:43 a.m. near the 400 block of McMullen Creek Road. Haselow had a felony no-bail supervisory authority warrant from Josephine County Sheriff’s Office (JCSO), charged with probation violation for first-degree forgery.
*Diane Marie Sheldon was arrested in the 300 block of Caves Hwy. at 1:49 a.m. Sheldon was cited to appear in Josephine County Circuit Court (JCCC) on October 6 for failure to appear (FTA) on four counts of misdemeanor driving while suspended (DWS) and one of recklessly endangering another person.
*A citizen heard vandals breaking windows with bricks in a vacant home in the 200 block of Raymond Street at 3:47 a.m.

Monday, Sept. 12
*Property was damaged, and an Oshkosh diesel pusher motorhome and a green Silverado pickup truck were stolen from the 4700 block of Lakeshore Drive between August 12 and Sept. 9. Cannabis-growing items, dehumidifiers, pumps, and dryers were also missing.

Tuesday, Sept. 13
*At 7:41 p.m. a gal in the 200 block of Dogwood Lane figured that messages were from her ex-husband, because it sounded like the tone, language, and words he would use.

Wednesday, Sept. 14
*A glass door at Dairy Queen in the 200 block of Redwood Hwy. was shattered by a rock at 8 a.m.
*At 1:16 a.m. a grumpy gal complained about noise from Lost Camp Bar & Grill. She was informed that it was a commercial business, so the noise ordinance did not apply, especially just people talking loudly and having a good time. (Try earplugs.)
*There was a ruckus at Jubilee Park at 6:27 p.m. after a car was hit with a beer bottle. One guy was in a headlock, and another sicced his dog on the wrong people. The hoopla settled down by 6:40 p.m.
*A mother and three children were on a quad when it rolled over near the 3400 block of West Side Road at 6:45 p.m.

Thursday, Sept. 15
*Security cameras revealed a fellow sleeping at a business in the 24300 block of Redwood Hwy. at 12:02 a.m. When he was told to leave via speakers, he just turned over. He finally left upon request at 10:35 a.m.
*A citizen reported a hostile motorist in a silver-colored Ford Taurus in the 600 block of Glendon Road at 2 p.m. on Sept. 14.
*A driver obviously needed the services of Eye Care Group, because he ran into their sign at 7:30 a.m. on Sept. 14. Then he left behind a trailer filled with metal and garbage. Video footage shows the trailer had been attached to a white and red Chevy S10 pickup truck.
*Property in the 500 block of Martin Drive should have been vacant, but air mattresses in the house and video footage showed otherwise at 10:42 a.m.
*What’s new? A loose emu in the 100 block of Hogue Drive at 4:44 p.m.

Friday, Sept. 16
*Danny Smith, Jr. was arrested at taser point following a foot pursuit at 12:57 a.m. in the 400 block of S. Redwood Hwy. Smith was detained in JCJ for misdemeanor elude and a warrant from JCSO for probation violation on three original charges of unlawful use of a weapon.
*Andrew Benito Cruz Martinez was taken into custody at 12:08 p.m. near W. Watkins Street and Schumacher Street. Martinez was detained in JCJ on a felony warrant from JCSO for probation violation for second-degree arson.
*Timothy Rain Davis was detained in JCJ following his arrest at 9:38 a.m. in the 300 block of S. Redwood Hwy. Davis was charged with third-degree theft and first-degree criminal trespass.
*There was a minor traffic collision between a 2011 Ford F750 split dump truck and a white Toyota Prius in the 7400 block of Takilma Road at 8:20 a.m. Information was exchanged, but the Prius driver was adamant about leaving because she was running late to a yard sale on Hummingbird Lane.
*Facebook posts were scrambled regarding the welfare of chickens that were delivered to the Cave Junction branch of United States Post Office at 1:32 p.m. The peeps were in good condition, according to a hen-pecked postal employee.
*Two characters were served with criminal subpoenas in the 100 block of Krauss Lane at 2:44 p.m. Travers Wight Davis-Johnson was cited to appear at Jackson County Circuit Court on October 17 for a warrant from Jackson County Sheriff’s Office for third-degree theft. Amy Hodges had a misdemeanor warrant from JCSO for failure to appear, so she was cited to appear at JCCC on October 5.
*A home in the 6600 block of Rockydale Road was burglarized for the second time, according to a report at 5:45 p.m. Gate locks were broken, there were holes in the walls, and beds, toilets, air-conditioner units, and other items were stolen.
*Canadians reported that their 2013 Golf VW Sport Wagon was broken into while parked near Rough and Ready Creek Bridge at 7:31 p.m. Missing items include clothing and a wallet with driver’s license and debit, credit, and medical cards.

Saturday, Sept. 17
*Five bogus tollkeepers threatened a pedestrian if he didn’t pay five dollars to pass them near the 200 block of Caves Hwy. at 12:30 a.m.